I Used My Illness to My Advantage as a Freelancer

Oh, hello. I’m the elusive “John Smith”, drag name “Eyema Doctor”, nicknames “That Bitch”, “Doc”, “The Inferior One”, and “Mister 10 inches of cardboard”.

As an individual swimming around in a brain, I’m fit as anything, up for anything, and can handle anything (except coming up with a synonym for “anything”.)